Visibility, Violence, and the Case of Suzanne Kaye
An aging woman, a fake bottle of Jack, and the quiet collision between digital bravado and federal law
Suzanne Kaye didn’t storm the Capitol. She didn’t organize an uprising, plot a revolution, or even leave her couch.
On January 6th, 2021, 59-year-old Suzanne Kaye sat in Boca Raton, Florida, watching the chaos at the U.S. Capitol unfold on her laptop and sharing livestream links to Facebook. Some of her followers assumed she was in D.C. Kaye didn’t correct them.
Three weeks later, the FBI called—not to arrest her, just to ask a few questions.
Kaye didn’t cooperate. She didn’t lie low. She saw an opportunity.
She filled an empty Jack Daniels bottle with iced tea. She taped a script to her refrigerator and framed the shot just right. Then she hit record.
Swigging for effect, she looked into the camera and said:
Friends, I'm here to let you know I need a drink. Just got a call from the FBI. They wanna come talk to me about my visit to DC on January 6th. I told him, bro, I ain't gonna talk to you unless I have counsel.
She went on to assert her rights, warning the FBI that she knew her "Second Amendment right to carry a gun to shoot your fucking ass."
She ended with a final note, aimed squarely at the agents:
So, fuck you.
It wasn’t a drunken outburst. It wasn’t bravery. It was a performance—staged to manufacture relevance out of borrowed outrage. And it worked—just not the way she hoped.
The video didn’t just earn her followers. It earned her an investigation.
In a post–January 6th climate where threats against law enforcement were not theoretical, the FBI didn’t shrug it off. They tried to follow up. Kaye ignored calls, missed appointments. Eventually, an arrest team of about ten agents assembled outside her 55+ senior living community in Boca Raton, prepared for the worst.
There was no standoff. No last stand. Just an arrest in a senior living parking lot.
The spectacle was over. The consequences were just beginning.
At trial, her defense didn’t dispute what she said. They argued that it was political speech—rhetorical, protected, misunderstood. An act, not a plan.
The court disagreed and the jury convicted her. In April 2023, Suzanne Kaye was sentenced to 18 months in federal prison.
At sentencing, her lawyers portrayed her not as a danger but as a woman with health problems, limited income, no firearm, and no criminal record. Not a revolutionary—just someone who couldn’t resist staging importance once the camera was on.
In a culture where older women are expected to disappear, Kaye chose spectacle to achieve visibility. What she found instead was prosecution.
Kaye’s story isn’t a cautionary tale in the classic sense. There’s no moral about restraint, or temper, or choosing your words carefully online. It’s smaller than that.
Which is exactly why it matters.
This is what happens when digital performance masquerades as political participation:
Visibility becomes validation. Outrage becomes identity. Spectacle becomes substance.
Kaye didn’t need to storm the Capitol to feel like she was part of the movement.
She just needed to look like she had. The rewards were immediate: attention, affirmation, a brief jolt of purpose. The costs arrived later, spelled out in federal court documents and measured in months behind bars.
The courts, unlike TikTok, don’t reward performance.
In the end, it was never about the Second Amendment. It was about a camera, a script, and a woman who mistook spectacle for immunity.
Great writing. Keep bringing us these stories going on all around us of which we would be unaware without the power of the writer’s “pen.”
Thank you.